21 Cards Against Humanity Bachelorette Shirts Ideas
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Cards against humanity has taken the world by storm and parties with the bride tribe are not safe. Bachelorette party shirts, inspired by the game, are cropping up everywhere and I don’t think anybody is mad about it.
But what to put on the shirts? What to put on the bride to be? If you’re the maid of honor, or the organizer, fret not. I’ve created and compiled 21 cards against humanity bachelorette shirts ideas for you to pick and choose from.
You should be able to easily find someone on Etsy who will create custom shirts for you – or if you’re in no rush, come back in a few months, I’ll be opening my bachelorette store (!)
A Few Things to Remember
We want each bachelorette shirt to fit properly, be good quality, and suit a variety of frames. So do your research.
Check out the different colours. Decide on long or short sleeves. Are we going normal, fit, loose fit, crop tops or longline? And always, always, check the size chart. A lot of shirts are shipped from different places around the world and may not have the same retail fit that we’re used to.
Cute tops are what we’re going for.
And don’t forget to put it on the bachelorette invitations, we don’t need people wearing the wrong thing or planning/packing/buying outfits they can’t wear on the day.
Cards Against Humanity Bachelorette Shirts Ideas
my bachelorette will be remembered for
hot girl shit
our bad moral conduct
drunk dialling
vodka and poor decision
getting white girl wasted
getting kicked out of the bar
dancing on tables
penis jokes
some classy shit you wouldn’t understand
Male strippers
My bachelorette was brought to you by
my sugar daddy
tequila and broken dreams
vodka, lots and lots of vodka
my future husbands credit card
bad decisions
big dick energy
unresolved daddy issues
day drinking
free drinks
lots and lots of bribery
I drink to forget…
That one time at band camp
That thing we swore we’d never talk about
What happened in Vegas
That time I stood on my dogs paw
What I’m about to do
My inhibitions
That men exist
My name
My shoes… apparently
My ex
My future husband is the king of…
Bad decisions
Pulling out
Not giving a shit
Muff diving
Laying Pipe
The grill
My world
Bad Jokes
Getting Lost
Being Invisible
I’m not a bridezilla but I…
definitely will cry
couldn’t possibly have anything tacky
will cut you if you anger me
neeeeeed you to shut up and listen
want 4 cakes, 7 planners, and 27 bridesmaids
would like you to understand – you’re wrong
want to fly in on a dragon
expect you to be at my beck and call
cannot deal with your stupidity anymore
will un-invite you
For my bachelorette my friends are giving me…
a black eye
an escape plan
credit card debt
two tacos and a shot of tequila
pity looks
memories I cant remember
a lap dance
a night to remember
piggyback home
the confidence to dance on tables
Most likely to…
Pass out
Drunk text
Get Pregnant
Puke
Tell a secret
Fall
Get Lost
Have a one night stand
Lose her bag
End up in the emergency room
I’m not one to kiss and tell but…
I would if I were single
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I watch porn
I kissed my boss
I slept with your brother
Fantasize about Ryan Reynolds
Slept with my ex
Make men pay me for sex
Dominate men
Prefer two men instead of one
Before I get married I need one more…
Shot
Cocktail
Million dollars
Night to remember
Boat Party
Lap dance
Night in New York
Orgy
Spa day
Shot of botox
I’m young, hot and full of ….
cum
hopeless optimism
crippling anxiety
stupid jokes
chickens
tequila, vodka, rum, whiskey, wine, shots…
Filler
Botox
Gas
Sexual energy
Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get…
Ma..aa.aa.ried
Drunk
Jiggy
Lost
Allergies
Caught being bold
Found asleep in the corner
laughed at for crying
hitched
jealous
We’ll be together forever unless…
Chris Hemsworth calls
You take the last rolo
Your dick falls off
You use our safe word
your mother moves in
someone objects
I win the lotto
You say “no”… even once
You break my vibrator
my dog doesn’t like you
I like big…. and I cannot lie
dick energy
wallets
dogs
drinks
bank balances
lips
weddings
boners
men
positions of power
I’ve got 99 problems and but a …. ain’t one
Husband
Bride Tribe
Perfect Bachelorette party
lack of dick
wedding
spa day
vibrator
partner in crime
Drink
Frown line
I’ve got 99 problems and they could all be solved with…
Alcohol
A night with my vibrator
A day off
A hug
Bitch slap
A million dollars
A getaway car
A new name
A holiday to Greece
A male stripper
…. that’s what she said.
Girl… take the potatoes
That’s just too big for me
Wow. This is really hard.
Forget about him.
Drink, drink, drink
I need two men on this
Why does it taste funny?
Another one?
Bigger!
Harder!
I’ll be the bride you bring the ….
Booze
Bail money
Big dick energy
Banter
Balloons
Bacon
Boys
Beat in
Big Guns
Bad bitches
Good friends plus bachelorette parties equals ….
Banging headaches
A night no one can remember
Someone getting lost
Memories that last a lifetime
Danger for anyone near
Explosive laughter without warning
Dancing on tables
Drinking til sunrise
A slumber party
Bad singing at 3am
Look like a beauty. Drink like a…
Sailor
Beast
Woman
Badass
Champion
Bride-to-be
Fish
Queen
Dehydrated sports star
Camel
I don’t get drunk I just get less classy and more…
Loud
Honest
Slutty
Inebriated
Funny
Dance-y
Whore-ish
Wild
Sleepy
Hungry
Conclusion
And there we have it. I hope these cards against humanity bachelorette shirts ideas have given you some inspiration.
Please, please, pleeeeease send pics if you decide to use any of them.
If you need a packing list for the bachelorette party, go here.
If you need quotes for the bachelorette invites, go here.
And, if you need some scavenger hunt ideas, go here.
I hope you all have the best day.
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